Don’t get me wrong—I’m all in favor of the sex which comes after the shower and before the sleeping over. The sex itself is the meaty part of the sandwich, metaphorically speaking. It’s solely the bread of this hypothetical sex sandwich which I’m attacking. First, that synchronous sleep and showers are impractical. As for the sleeping, there is a reason Lucy and her husband slept in separate beds on I Love Lucy.

Source: Daily Sun February 23, 2017 05:17 UTC